"WHAT DO WE WANT"
"WHEN DO WE WANT THEM"
maybe in like a year or two when im hotter and skinnier so i can look good in them
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
that feeling you get when you’re angry
i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut
Long make out session
Hearing each other breathe
Laughs and corny jokes
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again